Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 ****,
All these r free but depends on Luck
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A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
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A young gal goes to a Doc with mom
Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen
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3 commandants for a successful life: Stay married, u hv nothing to lose
except happiness, stay cool coz marriage is not a word but a life sentence,
stay faithful to the wife. Whose wife? That can be discussed later
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A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After
answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual.
The guy admitted that he was.
Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man?
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days"
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Litte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you ****ed a stork?
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What do you do if you come across a girl in your bed?
Apologise and wipe it off!
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A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother
Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother
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Kissing is a habit, Making love is a GAME,
Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain!
He says love u & she believes it's TRUE,
But wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U'
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Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
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How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to
introduce u later
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Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda hai te rape karna shuru kar dinda
hai.
Karda karda ruk jaanda hai te kehnda hai: Hun dass kithe hai tera ashiq, je
hai dum taan...
Kudi: Tu ruk na kari chal, maza aa reha hai, us kamine nu SMS padi jaan de
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Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte
sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak
Jaago
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A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and
Raat bhar sone na de
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:
Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl
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Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
----------
A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical. The doctor puts his
stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.
The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke
baithoon?
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Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always
remember who laid them!
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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle,
Humble, Tolerant, Polite, Understanding, Sexy, Smart, Youthful. In
short -TIGHT PUSSY
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and
Rs 500 for no helmet
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish
karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
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Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana.
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Boy: If I press ur boobs & run, what'll u think?
Girl: I'll think... Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba
ke bhag gaya
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What did the Hen say when Rooster tried to rape her?
**** **** **** ****aaak
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An ad in the paper: Come Via_Agra... and see man's greatest erection for a
woman. The Taj Mahal...!
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Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing
standup!
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Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
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Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity'
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A baniya has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason.
Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!
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Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade
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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi
bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
-----------------
Congratulations on the termination of ur isolation & may I express an
appreciation of ur determination to end the desperation & frustration which
has caused u so much consternation in giving u the inspiration to make a
combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall woman's
tits?
Piyo sar utha ke...
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The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's
got you by the balls.
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A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam
hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai
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Dear subscriber ur sex balance is low. Ur account will be put into
virginity mode so please re**** as soon as possible to keep ur account open.
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What's the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai.
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A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal?
Boy: She crossedher legs
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What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I'm running not too fast
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Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!!
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Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana, mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhi
nahin tootega
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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...
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Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
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Common statements by girls after the exam & the wedding night: Thoda
Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata tha
lekin theek se kar nahin paayi
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The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably
want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another
perfect soul mate, with larger breasts
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A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic
hairs. She bent down & said to her privates: I know u haven't been getting
much lately but I didn't know u were so worried about it
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Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
----------------
What's fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of
cloth... just to cover two little tits of a model.
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent
telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
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The prayer of a naughty girl visiting the Chucrh:
Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning... teach me to sin
without conceiving!
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A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is
grown up when he starts removing it
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BAR & BRA... wonder what it's about these three letters that both induce
sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...
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Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad
things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
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Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
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What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of
standing cock.
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A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled
it but u still want to have it.
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U should be thankful to the Govt for the condition of Indian roads,
otherwise u wud have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing boobies on
scooties!
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Hey dude Congrats!!! Heard you got selected as the first male model for
Whisper Ad... 'Why Should Girls have all the Fun'
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Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
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Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.
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A rooster & cat were goin over a bridge, cat slips n falls in river.
Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral: Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
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A girl for first the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time some
drops came out, she asked what's that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoo hain.
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The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to
increase wetness in females... The pill will be called Niagra!
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Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms.
Ideal for ****ers who don't know when to pull out.
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Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is
restricted!
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Don't always take things in their literal sense. Like-
When Dr says take off ur clothes.
When dentist says open wide.
When milkman says u want in the front or in the back.
When interior dec say once it is in u'll luv it.
When banker says if u take it out soon u'll lose the interest.
When the phone guy says wud u like it on table or against the wall!
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for
Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
it's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her
profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on
Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on
everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women
breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport
today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
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Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u
discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don't.
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Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of
human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
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Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch
with severel holes simultaneously.
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If u want to start business, start a Condom company named DIPPER. It'll
get free publicity on Indian trucks... Use Dipper at Night
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An in-depth study has shown that the bird-flu virus hits small cocks
first. I thought i'd warn u immediately.
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper & a woman?
When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
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Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
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The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer
before making love.
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Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment?
Older man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a
vibrator at home.
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Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
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Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
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Singboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve
the needy, not the greedy...
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Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
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A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
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How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear
from outside.
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Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
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Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
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Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n
putting the stick in the hole.
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Balatkari Baba ka b'day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue
film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko
bheja ja raha hai.
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What women don't really understand: For a man, his friends r like his
balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around
seemingly doing nothin, but without em he's simply not a complete man.
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Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to
do it again...
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Johny Johny
Yes Papa
****in Gashties
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless ****ers.
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During a sexual session, the gal says: U r like a mobile phone!
He asks: Do I vibrate a lot?
Gal: No, when u get into the tunnel, u loose signal.
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In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.
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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to
the bottom, while getting a raise.
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Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
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Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good ****
makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...**** FOR YOUR LIFE!
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today,
Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!
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Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits.
Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse
'coz it HURTS!
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If a married woman is called 'Polo... The mint with a hole' Then what's an
unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH
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New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman
instead of same position with different women.
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Q: What's the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!
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An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to
the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.
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Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't
come everythings ****ed.
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Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!
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Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator
I don't know why you are ****in shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!
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A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man: Beer cunt!
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Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can't enter them,
when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people
laugh at u.
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Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !
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Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit
case!
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After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.
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A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how's it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only
10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!
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A reasent studdi haz chown thet peapel hoo aar amezing in bed ar krapp at
spelin!
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What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
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When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores
u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya
hai?
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Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss
Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune
kya kiya."
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If the penis is hard & erect it needs good ****, if it's erect but soft it
needs good suck, if it's neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!
As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.
----------------.
Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.
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When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not
able to remember what I did choose.
----------------------------------.
Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road
and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never
ends!
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Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
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Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen
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Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mr in it; Female has male in it; She has He
in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
-----------------------------.
Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to
film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
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Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi
number laga to balance nil ho gya?
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A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and
who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
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Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a
virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
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What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
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Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3
times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and
shapeless later.
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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about
it, the harder it gets.
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Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE! It can raise a woman's LEGS!
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Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon,
that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
---------------------
Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL
entry. She calls it 'Turnover' tax.
----------------------
A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive,
on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very
popular.
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Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.
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Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Barkat-e-Elahi, n
Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
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A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife's breast for half hour and drinks
two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.
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Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles'
leg?
A: Meet you at the royal ball.
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Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a
gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your
shoes!
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Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.
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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!
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If the penis is hard & erect it needs good ****,
if its erect but soft it needs good suck,
if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck!
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One day the penis tells the balls:
Tonight v r goin 4 a party!
The balls reply, U bloody ****in liar, u always get inside while v r left
outside!
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by
loosening a few buttons!
3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE
KYA KIYA.
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Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look
hard!
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Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still
together.
Who? Your bum cheeks!!
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A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives
love. Who opens her legs receives happyness.
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Latest porn releases: Shaving Private Ryan, Position Impossible, As Big As
It Gets, Forest Hump, Riding Miss Daisy, Starwhores and Pornocchio.
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Nipple, Nipple don't b far,
let me press u in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck u don't feel shy, in the bra u'll die.
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If you assume you may make an *** out of U and ME, but if you don't
assume, nothing gets done.
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Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me.
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Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good ****
makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...**** FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
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Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless
later.
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Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole
woman have more.
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What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a
SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.